Oh, I'm absolutely sure you could write any of these, but I just don't think you ever would have ;) Destruction of McKay/Weir by the ancientone would be sacrilege LOL! And I don't know why, but I am under the impression that inanimate ship isn't your top cup of tea ;) As for #1, well, hahahaha, 'nuff said ;)
It's not like I'd even like to see #2, *sniff* but a snippet of #1 would be fantabulous :D